The Dark Side is looking hot! It’s a Darth Vader corset. It features a Star Wars Lord Vader mask print with alternating flame print fabric. A pair of polka dot ribbon bows top it all off. Rumor is that Vader used to make Grand Moff Tarkin prance around in this off-hours as punishment.

[Etsy]

This is a requirement for any woman with a nerd gamer. It should be worn on every holiday with the gentle sound of the Super Mario theme playing in the background, by candlelight. You know the drill. Lie back on that toadstool and give daddy some sugar.

Unfortunately it appears to be sold out, but maybe the seller can make you another.

[Etsy]

Here’s Heidi Klum playing GH in a bra and panties. Very clever marketing. I’ve watched it about 10 times. It doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but it does make me wish I were that Guitar.

I can’t think of anything more awesome then Ms. Pac-Man on boobs and a lift up reveal of one of the ghosts on a crotch. It used to be you deposited quarters, now you’ll be depositing sperm. God Bless America!

[Gamerfront]

Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. The words “Holy Fuck” come to mind. he’s sporting some interesting tramp stamps/Skank markings. I may have to spank her for that. She clearly needs discipline.

I should probably calm down. Too many quarts of rum while blogging impairs my senses. Does she really look that good? Or is this like the time I brought that fat girl home because she claimed to be Lindsay Lohan? That was a fuck of a night. I don’t think anything happened. I came too and she was eating a two pound chunk of bacon she pulled from her moo-moo (she called it lingerie). I got rid of her by rubbing chicken grease from the bedroom floor to the door. Then I propped the front door open and as soon as she got the scent, she bent down to have a lick. Then it was just a matter of kicking her in the ass and watching her slide onto the lawn. Good times.

Before she made it big on Desperate Housewives and made it big in my pants, she was a lingerie model. This shot is from 2001 and it’s a damn shame you went into acting. We could have had more pics like this. More pics here.

The new line is called, “Goth ladybugs have attacked your tits and crotch. So slut it up!”

Eva Mendes is the new face of CK lingerie and it looks like it will be a sexy campaign. Nice to see them using a woman who isn’t all skin draped on a skeleton. She has some nice curves.

That’s right, Jessica wants to cover women’s nether-regions with her own brand of lingerie. She should call it Jessica’s secret cuz I’m pretty sure her secret is that she’s a man. You know how it goes, nice body, but her face keeps sales of hefty 2-ply going strong. I’d still do her, I’m just saying… Maybe she can sell some masks that hide strong manly chins, on women.

[Hollywoodgossip]

JLo already has a clothing line, but she is now producing her new lingerie collection with Yamamay, an Italian brand and franchising network owned by lingerie producer Inticom SpA.

Yamamay will be producing and selling the JLo for Yamamay collection in an exclusive deal for the next three years.

The collection has been available in Yamamay stores since mid November and is designed to target sophisticated women.(Cause everybody looks sophisticated in a glittery bra and G-string) Bras, panties and babydolls are very sexy and can be had in tones of black, red, electric blue and silver. The materials are satin, chenille and metallic cloth, decorated with rhinestones and crystals.

Well JLo, I’m trying really hard not to be fooled by the rocks you got, and it doesn’t seem like you are still Jenny from the block. The Jenny on my block isn’t all decked out in crystal and lace ho-wear. She’s too busy taking the money she would have spent on your lingerie and paying off her mortgage.

[JLo for Yamamay]