Dogs are man’s best friend. But sometimes they do bad things. Pee on the rug, chew up your favorite shoes, maybe eat your sock. Poop everywhere. When that happens, you need to put them in their place and make them look like idiots. It’s the only way they learn.

These chew toys should do the trick. They will make your mutt look ridiculous and comical. The lips are great, but I’d love to see the one with a chicken leg in this guys mouth. Looks like they might only be available in Japan. They know how to humiliate dogs over there.

My Japanese is not good enough to get a price.

[Tokyomango]

What is Microsoft hoping to achieve through this TV spot for its karaoke title, Lips, which releases this week? That they do crack? Smack? LSD? Is this creepy as hell or is it just me who is uncomfortable with lips walking all over town just to sing in some dude’s ear and make him jump up and sing?

Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler checked himself into the same Pasadena, Calif. rehabilitation clinic where VH1’s “Celebrity Rehab” was filmed, according to TMZ.

TMZ is reporting that the 60-year-old rocker is seeking treatment for unspecified “substance abuse,’ and a rep contacted by Us magazine said they knew “nothing about” a possible rehab stint.

My guess is it’s a hip replacement. Or maybe he felt chilled and needed a special sweater that says grandpa on it. Fucking old rockers piss me off. Tyler can be seen in the pic above trying to avoid losing his face to the expanding black hole of massive lips.

[AOL]