If you’re into Sarah Palin and are a degenerate freak, you may want a Sarah Palin love doll.

“Cross party lines with your own inflatable running mate!” the box says. “Blow her up and show her how you’re going to vote,” and “It’s time some male interns caused a scandal in the Capitol.”

It’s a shame it doesn’t talk.

“No Joe Six-Pack has ever fucked me harder dontcha know!”
“No one has ever been such a maverick in my mouth and anus before!”

[thefrisky]

And so another hump day is upon us. I don’t know about you, but I’ve always wanted to hump Rose McGowan. In my case, she seems to think that a slap on the face and a restraining order is foreplay, but hey that’s cool. I’ll play her game.

Let’s face it, there’s only one of her and wayyy too many guys that want to get with her. Now you can have the next best thing. The Rose McGowan doll is completely lifelike, with a fully articulated skeleton for anatomically correct positioning. This doll is scarily life-like. It looks just like her! It has the most expensive silicone rubbers for an ultra-flesh like feel. You can do her for about $5,499.99.

Perfect for rich pervs to defile her. I would be interested in seeing a side by side comparison of both, as one ages and the other is…used… I bet in the end, they end up looking about the same…

Throw in a machine gun leg and I’m there baby.

[Retardmedia]

Hump day is upon us once again and to celebrate I give you the Tri-boobed Area 51 Love Doll. If three breasts, blue skin and suction cup fingers get you off, then by all means defile this thing as payback for all the anal probes they’ve been giving out. Nice mouth on that thing…

It will cost you $20.50 and your dignity.

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