Some dorky girl who thinks she’s Zelda is looking for Link in all the wrong places. Like Craigslist.

Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments… this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.

What a hot chick, who is obviously grounded in reality! And look at those ears. Young blond guys dressed in Peter Pan costumes can finally get laid.

Check out her super bad quality pic after the jump.
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It was only Feb. 13 but Keith Urban couldn’t wait to wish his wife, Nicole Kidman, a happy Valentine’s Day. Hey, I don’t blame him. She is one fine piece o’ Hollywood. In fact she’s one of the the PopTherapy Top 20 Actresses We wish we had scored with list. Or was that Top 40? It keeps growing.

Anyway, Keith Urban knows how to treat his lady. During the encore for his Wednesday night concert in Madison Square Garden, the singer dedicated his hit, “Got it Right This Time,” to Nicole, who is at home in Australia.

Why get the jump a day early? Those pesky time zones. “It’s Valentine’s Day here tomorrow,” he told the crowd, “but today it’s already Valentine’s Day in Australia.”

Awww. That’s sweet. They are so in love. I give it another year.

If it follows the typical celeb pattern, they will get divorced just after the kid is born, for no apparent reason, then shack up with some other loser within 2 months.

[People]