I first found out about this thing when my wife very innocently asked if she could photocopy my head. She said it was for some sort of art project. Hell, when she’s busy she’s quiet. That leaves me free to get my fill of porn and talk to some hot nerd chicks online. So I was game.

Next thing I know she’s got my face on a wood head. I asked what the slots on top were for and to my horror, she showed me. I don’t remember much after the first kick to the balls, but I woke up soon after tied, and gagged with a nintendo wiimote duct taped to my mouth.

Needless to say, I’m very on edge.

[Notcot]