Kathy Hilton, mother of celebri-ho Paris, is slamming GOP Presidential candidate John McCain for his recent ad featuring her daughter. Barack Obama was mockingly likened to the younger Hilton and Britney Spears, presumably because he’s a big celebrity too.

The Hiltons are pissed off because they donated $4,600 to the McCain campaign - the maximum allowed, $2,300, per person.

PETA advocate Pamela Anderson is so angry about the shirt that Jessica Simpson wore a few weeks ago claiming that “Real Women Eat Meat” that she called her a few names while being interviewed for an Australian radio show:

“I think she is a bitch and whore.

She continued,

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

It’s funny that the biggest whore around is calling another whore a whore.

She is seriously pissed off at the fact that Eddie impregnated her and then never gave a shit about their daughter. She’s so mad, she’s gonna make a song about him. Not that anyone would hear…But she’s doing it anyway.

“The working title on my new song is Beverly Hills C**k because that is what he is. He never bothers with his daughter. I mean, what kind of man is that?”

How about Beverly Hills douche?