A lingerie-clad Mariah Carey and her husband Nick Cannon rode on the back of a fire truck to a Halloween party in New York City last night. Way to go Mariah. One less emergency vehicle available to respond to real people’s needs. Hopefully, your place did not burn down while Mariah was slutting it up.
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Who knew Mariah Carey was a nerd? Her latest video for Touch My Body has lyrics that include geek-speak, references to YouTube and Guitar Hero. She bounces around like she’s playing bimbo pinball, while skanking it up in an unbuttoned shirt, showing off her black bra. She and her boobs dance around with a geek squad techie who is trying to fix her computer.
At one point, she seductively says, “The download speed was killing me. Please tell me you updated to 802.11n.” I am so turned on right now. I must have found 20 different frames that showed her ass cheeks. It’s actually pretty damn comical as she like so many others have just become lame parodies of themselves.
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