This guys portraits show what some hollywood stars would have looked like had they not died too early. Stars like Marilyn Monroe, Bruce Lee and Adolf Hitler are shown in all their wrinkled glory. Wait a minute. Hitler? I don’t remember him being a Hollywood star. Anyway, check it out. This is how Marilyn would have looked had she survived to tramp it up for another 40 years or so. I don’t know about you, but I had to look away. Her eyes say she wants my wiener, but I’m scared as hell.

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Before the likes of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan etc, there was Marilyn Monroe. Some consider her the ultimate Hollywood sex goddess of hotness. Well, looks like Marilyn was ahead of her time in more ways then we thought. Turns out she had a long lost secret sex tape.

A New York businessman recently purchased a the sex tape featuring Marilyn and an unidentified man for $1.5 million. It was an illicit copy of an FBI classified film and was found by Keya Morgan, a memorabilia collector who helped to sell it. Apparently the tape features Marilyn giving an unidentified wang some oral sex.

“She’s smiling, she’s very charming, she’s very radiant, but she’s known for being radiant. She moves away, and then it [the footage] stops,” he added.

In other words she obviously likes giving.

The video was made in the 1950s and found by the FBI a decade later, but a copy had already been made. The FBI then tried unsuccessfully to prove that the wang belonged to either JFK or his brother Robert F. Kennedy.

At one point, before the FBI had the film, Joe DiMaggio attempted to buy the original version for $25,000 but his offer was turned down.

The point here is that Hollywood girls haven’t changed all that much. they are still getting caught doing dirty deeds on film. God bless all of them.

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I must be a well-loved carpenter out of work, because I keep getting wood from unexpected sources. Case in point, these Lindsay Lohan Nude photos where she tries to look like Marilyn. I’m not all that into Lindsay, but I admit there’s something sexy about some of these shots. Not the one above though, that weird thing she’s doing with her mouth ruins it.

The story goes like this: In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot some Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have become known as “The Last Sitting.”

Now 46 years later and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan. Why? Who the hell knows. I guess we gotta get somebodt nude and in a Marilyn wig. They both like/liked sex a whole lot, I hear they are both easy, and of course both really like a good drug.

Is that a tattoo on Lindsay’s ass, or the photograher’s handprint? Could be a permanent slap imprint from several guys taking the reigns and urging her onward.

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