Another day, another Mario cake. This one is just bursting out of the cake and his face is kinda strange looking, like they have plastic surgery in Mario Land now.

Kinda reminds me of that farm girl/stripper I hired to jump out of a cake and celebrate the fact that today is Friday. She was also wearing overalls and is gonna end up with a mushroom in her hand too.

[Cooking is my passion]

Are we taking the “real” thing too far now? After Jessica Rabbit, Homer Simpson, Mario…This is what the real Bowser would look like. You know, if dinosaurs still existed. Would that make Mario a plumber caveman?

This Bowser is a dark and scary mofo.

[Geekologie]

Thanks to its largely flat surface, the NES is an ideal canvas for custom paint jobs. eBay user hellokitty11111111111 does a pretty good job. Everything from Kid Icarus to Castlevania, Earthbound, Super Mario Bros. 3, and more. They can go for up to $149.99. Hit the link for more awesome pics.

[Wiifanboy]

Mario Galaxy fans will love this lighted Wii mod. It’s got a bunch of LED lights, 59 to be exact, illuminating the Mario Galaxy logo, while others flicker on and off like stars. It’s also got Mario figures on either side.

It was being sold on Ebay and all proceeds would have gone to the Penny Arcade charity, Child’s Play. But it appears that those douche guzzling Nazis at Ebay have taken the auction down.

[Kotaku]

How about stomping some Goombas with these babies? They ended for $255 on Ebay. The pictures are of a pair that the seller made for a friend, but the winner of the auction got to another pair painted in any size, and with any custom touches they wanted.

Pretty sweet. Pay attention Converse. Make this!

[Ebay]

This is what Bowser would look like if he smoked weed, surfed and had his own Jesus loving band….On the arm of a guy who smokes weed, surfs and has his own Jesus loving band…

[albotas]

…Or for trannies. You be the judge.

It’s covered with rare 1980s Super Mario Brothers fabric and was created by TheVintageDoctor. Complete with a lace-up back with metal grommets, Mario will definitely keep your waistline tiny.

I like it. It gets me one step closer to my ultimate fantasy girl. Now I know what I want her to wear while we’re playing Mario Party.

[Technabob]

None of the candidates are worth a damn broken coin block. That’s why I will be voting for Mario and Luigi this year.

They get stuff done. The Mushroom kingdom is crime free(well, except for Bowser), they have plenty of coins to balance the budget and their current platform is the Wii. Vote team Mario in ‘08.

[Think Geek]

Here’s an awesome Mario eye view of a level in Super Mario Bros. I want to hang this on my wall. But what would be even better is if I had one from Super Smash Bros. where Peach is up in the air and we are seeing her upskirt in glorious 3D. Did I really just type that?

[Techeblog]

This hand-painted Super Mario themed Wii features a scene from the classic platformer. It even has a 3-dimensional Mario busting out of the side. It was done using a large amount of modeling clay and Bondo.

There’s a tutorial over on Instructables, showing you how to do the same thing. The creator says he is probably putting this one up for auction in the next week to raise some cash, so watch ebay if you are too lazy to make your own.

[Technabob]