Chris Kattan’s ex-wife Sunshine Tutt is walking away with a buttload of cash after just two months of marriage, according to TMZ:

Sources tell TMZ there was prenup that would’ve given Tutt less that 10 grand — but a renegotiation just upped the ante to a low six-figure sum.
Tutt’s lawyer, Ronald Richards, told us: “My client is very relieved that she can leave this two month marriage with some resources that will allow her to rebuild her life.”

Rebuild her life? It was two fucking months married to a ok comedian. Now if it were Pauly Shore I’d say give her six figures.

People is reporting that Steven Spielberg is the latest high-profile donor giving money to fight California’s Proposition 8, the ballot initiative that would ban gay marriage in the state. He and his wife, Kate Capshaw, donated $100,000 to the No-on-8 campaign.

“By writing discrimination into our state constitution, Proposition 8 seeks to eliminate the right of each and every citizen in our state to marry regardless of sexual orientation. Such discrimination has NO place in California’s constitution, or any other,” the couple said in a statement.

Don’t be surprised if these two get married. She talked about the possibility at a Celebrity Family Feud taping.

The above pic simulates what it would be like to bang Kim Kardashian…Fully clothed, and with her sister looking on in disgust. I didn’t know that dry humping was back in style.

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Of course you’d be marrying all that extra weight and whatever extra STD’s she’s acquired, but hell get her in shape, put her on stage and rake in the money like the sponge you are.

Brit’s dad made the offer. The source says:

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”

Star Magazine:

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

Supposedly, Kevin wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup.

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Funny man, all around cool guy to hang out with(As long as he’s not behind you) and gay Enterprise hilmsman George Takei wants to have a big fat Trek wedding. That’s why he invited some of the crew.

“The best man is my colleague from Star Trek, Walter Koenig, who played Chekov, and the matron of honor is (Lt.) Uhura, Nichelle Nichols,” Takei tells PEOPLE. “And Leonard (Nimoy) and his wife Susan are on the (guest) list.”

Oh my! Perhaps he’ll do the Sulu dance.

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Forget about Kirsten Dunst in the movies. Spiderman has been married to the Character of Mary Jane for almost 21 years now.

That’s why the comic book world is in an uproar over Marvel Comics’ decision to undo their marriage. I mean, let’s face it, Hollywood marriages come and go, but Peter Parker and Mary Jane Watson used to be something you could bank on.

In Amazing Spider-Man #545 last week, Peter and MJ make a deal with the devil-like character Mephisto: In exchange for saving Aunt May’s life, Mephisto erases all traces of the Peter-Mary Jane marriage from memory.

Sure, it’s a tough choice, but Aunt May had a good life. Keep your hot wife.

In the issue out this week, Peter Parker returns to his roots - young, nerdy and single. Aunt May is alive and well and Mary Jane is again just part of the cast. The marriage never happened. Nice move Marvel. Geeks everywhere feel like they are the child in a divorce and refuse to emerge from their mother’s basements.

“We knew it would be a very controversial thing to do,” says Joe Quesada, Marvel’s editor in chief, who believed so much in the project that he drew the crucial issues himself. “Looking into the future, this is really the right thing to do for the long-term health of the character.”

Only time will tell. And you might say that this move is only art imitating life, as marriage is not the sacred institution it once was, deal or no deal with Mephisto.

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