Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are all set to walk down the aisle and adopt another baby soon. You know, rather then wrecking her vagina again and pushing one out. It’s on a magazine cover. It must be true. Ok reports:

“Angelina has always toyed with the idea of getting married to Brad. She’s always followed her gut instincts in life, love and family. As the kids get older and they add to their brood, they want to make as few complications as possible.”

Time to do the Sulu dance I guess. Wedding bells were ringing yesterday for Star Trek actor George Takei as he and his boyfriend Brad Altman said their vows in front of almost 200 people in a Buddhist ceremony in L.A., according to Reuters.

Of course you’d be marrying all that extra weight and whatever extra STD’s she’s acquired, but hell get her in shape, put her on stage and rake in the money like the sponge you are.

Brit’s dad made the offer. The source says:

“Jamie’s been after Kevin to get back with Britney for months. He knows he may have to pay to get it done-and the money would come out of Britney’s assets, which he now controls….He keeps raising the stakes….The key is not letting Britney find out. When he isn’t in Brit’s life, she completely falls apart. It sounds corny, but he completes her-and Jamie knows it.”

Star Magazine:

“His latest offer is $4.5 million in cash and a trust account set up with another $5 million if Kevin moves back in with Britney within a year. If they actually remarry, Jamie will add another $5 million to Kevin’s account.”

Supposedly, Kevin wants $20 million and refuses to sign a prenup.

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What is the deal with 80’s TV has-been Gary Coleman? First his pants were selling on Ebay for way too much, now he’s married some gold-digger by the name of Shannon Price. He’s 40, she’s 22.

It gets better! The pair have only known each other about five months. It gets EVEN better! Gary told Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.(Well, somehow that is expected. Welcome to Virgin Galactic.)

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

First off, if I were a gold-digger marrying a midget for money, I’d hide my shame by mountaintop too. Secondly, I hope they weren’t taking pictures from the helicopter, as it would resemble an ant marrying a stickbug.

Here’s the punchline. Price apparently handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and claims that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

I want to see this on reality TV NOW. I mean, Coleman needs a ladder just to kiss her ass. And it won’t take her long to tire of the taste of Mr. Drummond in his mouth either. Train wreck.

[Celebritygossip]