I’m not sure what the deal is with devoting arm space to celebrities. I mean, what have they done for you? They entertain you sure, but I would think that a design that comes more from within would be more meaningful. That’s why I’m getting a tattoo of Super Mario banging Martha Stewart from behind while she makes cupcakes. It just seems to sum up my inner turmoil.

Check out a bunch of celeb tattoos that regular Joes have on their bodies. No Martha though. That bitch is fine. And she knows how to decorate.

[EW]