Douglas actually looks the part despite preferring Kathryn Zeta Vagina. Can he play a limp wristed butt bandit with a bedazzler? Who knows.

Matt Damon, meanwhile, is in talks to play Scott Thorson, who sued Liberace for $113 million (£64.7 million) in palimony in 1982, saying he had been the pianist’s companion for five years.

Maybe the pair will have an on-set romance and tickle each others ivories.

Many Americans have been suckered in by the republicans plan to win by using Sarah Palin. Not me and not Matt Damon. Sad thing is this lesbian-looking idiot could become president should they win, since Mccain is a fossil. Here’s what Matt Damon has to say:

Matt Damon is putting on some weight for a new movie, The informant. Is it a fat suit or did he really put on the pounds?

Lucky Matt Damon. Her funny confession to boyfriend Jimmy Kimmel is all over the internet. Pretty hilarious stuff. All I know is she isn’t f—ing me, and she should be. Enjoy, my friends, enjoy. Damn you Matt Damon!