I guess this is what things would look like if cannibalism ran rampant. This seems to be the anus special as it looks like this meal is offering up it’s anus. Though it’s covered by a sticker.

It’s the work of Alex Woolley, who sees things a bit differently.

[Cribcandy]

Remember this T-shirt? Well PETA didn’t approve:

“Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken-of-the-Sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.”

So the question is, who is more annoying Jessica or PETA? If Jessica wants to down some guy’s meat, who the hell is PETA to slap it out of her mouth?

Jessica Simpson was spotted at LAX this weekend wearing a T-shirt that reads “Real Girls Eat Meat.” Isn’t that just precious?

Here are a few T-Shirt ideas for her:

Real girls don’t wear T-shirts at all.

Real girls like cheese filled sausage.

Real girls insert meat here.

Here’s some tasty looking pork lunch meat…with a face! You can see from the sign that it’s 80% pork, but what the hell is the other 20%?

Meat with a face on it? Sign me up. This makes it easier to converse with my dead lunch. Cause you know, it’s all about the social interaction these days.

Might be nice to have a meat seance and summon the spirit of the dead meat. This way when the otherworldly spirit of the porker arrives, it has a face with which to speak to me.

[Geekologie]

These Boobs are wrapped in bacon. Have I done well?

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