Cue the odd couple theme. This is bizarre.

One of our favorite celebutards, Britney Spears dined with Oscar winner Mel Gibson this weekend. Brit and Mel are apparently neighbors in Malibu. They had dinner at Studio City’s Romanov Russian Restaurant & Lounge and appeared to be discussing business.

Can you imagine the intelligent conversation at that table?

“I don’t normally take pudgy skanks to dinner, but there’s something irresistable about your eyes.”

“Mel…You are so sweet. I really liked your movie Apocalypto. I had no idea the people of Apocalypto lived in such poverty. And in this day and age.”

“Silence my young and only halfway used up sperm incubator…I want to drink you in…Is there room in your heart for an old rascist who rants about jews?”

“Oh Mel…You make me feel…Oh, my I seem to have forgotten underwear this morning.”

[extratv]

Does not compute! Does not compute! Logic circuits overloaded! Warning! Warning!

Looks like Scientology has a ways to go before their programming of an individual is perfected. Katie reportedly stormed out of a Scientology meeting, pissed off and stressed over her handler Tom’s recent video shenanigans. Also, “Mad Money,” Katie’s first movie since Tom jumped into her life – isn’t doing so well at the box office. She’s probably pissed that Tom made her do that little celluloid turd, when she could have been in “The Dark Knight”.

I’m sure her programming/psychotropic drugs will kick in soon and she will be back to acting like a Zombie with a new hair do.

Poor Katie, we hardly knew ye.

[Celebitchy]