Promo stills for Megan Fox’s new movie, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, have been coming out for a while now, but this is the best. Sight unseen, I declare that she will win an Oscar for this still. Not the movie, just this still. A thousand nerds beating their meat can’t be wrong.

This may be a still from Megan Fox’s new film “How To Lose Friends and Alienate People” but I’m not convinced. It may be that Dirk Diggler is her co-star.

Here’s the ultra sexy Megan fox in a bikini from the latest edition of GQ. As an added bonus, she’s sucking on something that doesn’t belong to you.

I’m really proud of Megan Fox. She has that stripper quality where you know she could work the pole, but she can also shift gears and just look Super hot and smoking in a non-whore way too. She’s the kind of girl HT^%U& !@_&^$ Fuck! I just soiled myself. Involuntary ejaculation. Had no idea what my other hand was doing. I see Megan Fox and I’m on autopilot.

Anyhow she talks about how, at 18, she dated a female stripper named Nikita.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”
Fox said Nikita would do “these beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads.” The actress also said she would bring the Russian stripper gifts and try to inspire her to quit her line of work.

Megan Fox is looking super hot as usual on the set of Transformers 2. The sequel will be titled Revenge of the Fallen and will hit theaters June 29, 2009. I feel something transforming in my pants.

Megan Fox received instructions from director Michael Bay before filming Transformers: Rise of the Fallen: FOX News reports:

“I should have toned up for ‘Transformers’ but I’m really lazy. I had to put on weight,” she told Pop Tarts. “I’d lost a lot of weight and got really scrawny, but I was told I had to put on size for ‘Transformers’ because Michael [Bay, the director] doesn’t like skinny girls.”

I don’t think skinny twig girls either, but when she opened the hood of that car and leaned in, that was the hottest 10 seconds of film ever. Forget the robots fighting.

Megan Fox came out on top of FHM’s annual list of 100 Sexiest Women in the World! Britney Spears actually made it onto the list, barely. She came in at #100. Ouch!

Here’s the top 10:

1. Megan Fox
2. Jessica Biel
3. Jessica Alba
4. Elisha Cuthbert
5. Scarlett Johansson
6. Emmanuelle Chriquri
7. Hilary Duff
8. Tricia Helfer
9. Blake Lively
10. Kate Beckinsale

Can’t say I disagree with most of those.