We’ve reported before about these two hanging out together. Apparently, it’s some sort of mentor/idiot pupil relationship. Mel and his wife have apparently taken Britney under their wing in hopes of creating some sort of new Mad Max Demon child hell spawn.

It’s nice that he’s mentoring the troubled and chub-bled Brit. He can teach her things like how to be a bigot and drive drunk, or how to do a drive-by on her local synagogues. What a guy.

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Britney Spears and Mel Gibson are on their way to Costa Rica together. They both left on a private plane this morning from Los Angeles. Sources indicate that Gibson is flying Britney and her dad for a weekend vacation.

Back in March, the pair were seen having dinner together. I don’t know what’s going on with these two, but I’m disgusted.

[Damnimcute]

A man believed to be a construction worker was found dead at one of Mel Gibson’s properties. Apparently the guy committed suicide.

Wait for it…

According to his girlfriend, it was the only commitment he ever made.

The 48-year-old was found hanging from a rafter of a home under heavy construction in Agoura Hills, about 35 miles east of Los Angeles. The body was found by the foreman.

Gibson feels “terrible”. And well he should. For Bird on a Wire at the very least.

TMZ reported that the man had done construction work on movie sets in the past, like “The Matrix Reloaded” and “Karate Kid 2.”

Wait. Karate Kid 2? Ouch! Yeah, that’s gotta haunt you for some time and really twist up your insides. I haven’t seen that much steaming crap onscreen since Rosie O’Donnell left the View.

He’s at peace now….While Ralph Macchio walks among us.

I shake my fist at you Ralph Macchio…

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Cue the odd couple theme. This is bizarre.

One of our favorite celebutards, Britney Spears dined with Oscar winner Mel Gibson this weekend. Brit and Mel are apparently neighbors in Malibu. They had dinner at Studio City’s Romanov Russian Restaurant & Lounge and appeared to be discussing business.

Can you imagine the intelligent conversation at that table?

“I don’t normally take pudgy skanks to dinner, but there’s something irresistable about your eyes.”

“Mel…You are so sweet. I really liked your movie Apocalypto. I had no idea the people of Apocalypto lived in such poverty. And in this day and age.”

“Silence my young and only halfway used up sperm incubator…I want to drink you in…Is there room in your heart for an old rascist who rants about jews?”

“Oh Mel…You make me feel…Oh, my I seem to have forgotten underwear this morning.”

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