Melanie “Scary Spice” Brown modeling the Ultimo Autumn/Winter lingerie line. The words “Holy Fuck” come to mind. he’s sporting some interesting tramp stamps/Skank markings. I may have to spank her for that. She clearly needs discipline.

I should probably calm down. Too many quarts of rum while blogging impairs my senses. Does she really look that good? Or is this like the time I brought that fat girl home because she claimed to be Lindsay Lohan? That was a fuck of a night. I don’t think anything happened. I came too and she was eating a two pound chunk of bacon she pulled from her moo-moo (she called it lingerie). I got rid of her by rubbing chicken grease from the bedroom floor to the door. Then I propped the front door open and as soon as she got the scent, she bent down to have a lick. Then it was just a matter of kicking her in the ass and watching her slide onto the lawn. Good times.