JESUS! I can’t decide if she’s looking better then she used to or not. I mean I’d still do her, but I’d do anything. Let’s analyze this pic:

First off, one tit seems to be longer then the other. Her fucking abdomen is melting like the wicked witch from Oz. And it seems she has so much cameltoe that her bikini is vacuum sealed against her lips taking a plaster cast.

Amy Winehouse is not what you would call housebroken, or hotel broken…just broken…

As you might expect, she’s pretty much a pig wherever she’s shacking up, or sicking up…as the case may be.

According to The Sun:

The Sun says, Booze was spilled all over the wooden hallway and cigarette butts, countless bottles of champagne and unwashed knickers were all over the floor. The blackened bath had to be scrubbed and unclogged after she dyed and washed her famous beehive in the tub. She had even taken a large mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor. Staff were baffled why.

I’m not. She obviously wanted to have a look at her man-hole, check it for infections and what not. See if it ate today and that sort of thing. As far as the tub being black, I would believe that it was the result of a normal bath. No hair coloring involved.

I mean, this chick holds more dirt and grime then a swiffer pad at Don Vito’s house.

[Celebrityrumors]