Is there any parental supervision at all here? I’m not sure if these photos are real or not, but she’s acting like her usual skanky self. Remember she’s only 15. Some dude claims he hacked into her phone and got several nasty pics.

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Angelina Jolie sat down with Entertainment Weekly and talked about her new movies Wanted and Changeling. She also started talking about her sex life while pregnant. Big surprise.

It’s great for the sex life. It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you’re just so round and full.

Great fun, poking an infant in the head with Brad Pitt’s wang. Oh yeah, I’m sure the kid will thank you while he struggles with constant headaches and a lifelong fear of taking meat to the face. Real nice!

Mad, our 6-year-old, draws lots of war scenarios,” she explains. ”He’s all into war and guns. So for Mother’s Day he drew a machine gun, and Brad had it made into a necklace, which is really sweet. It’s really cute. I think it’s really good!”

Oh, that’s real good. This one must have walked in on the fetus humping, sees the Brad gun firing off a few rounds and now he’s got a thing for machine guns. Cute. Nice to see the Addams family in it’s early stages here.

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Here’s a pic of Heather Locklear drunk and apparently signing and throwing gang signs. She did everything short of flip the bird.

In the pic above, she appears to have lost a finger, which sucks for her own self-pleasure because I ain’t gonna do her looking like that and neither is anyone else. Maybe if she was still T.J. Hooker Locklear…I hope that wasn’t her clit finger.

Or so it would seem… A week after getting caught smoking a doobie in a London park, our favorite freak of nature Amy Winehouse took to the streets on Tuesday night and eyewitnesses snapped some photos of the creature.

She is no longer just a train wreck. This is like a 747 hitting a schoolbus at a stoplight. Just look at that glazed look as she communicates with another realm. Frankly I’m surprised the shirt is as white as it is. Even her hair is like wtf? and almost looks like a question mark near her necklace. I’m pretty sure anybody with standards low enough could just walk right up to her and do her for about 15 minutes, then send her on her way and she’d be none the wiser as she goes about her business of mumbling and stumbling.

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