Douglas actually looks the part despite preferring Kathryn Zeta Vagina. Can he play a limp wristed butt bandit with a bedazzler? Who knows.

Matt Damon, meanwhile, is in talks to play Scott Thorson, who sued Liberace for $113 million (£64.7 million) in palimony in 1982, saying he had been the pianist’s companion for five years.

Maybe the pair will have an on-set romance and tickle each others ivories.