wtf? Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off. I thought he pretty much had a vagina these days. I guess they could scissor each other to death. Which would be interesting because I’ve never seen two facially messed up Batman villains do it.

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

MJ seen here as daylight threatens to burn him to ash, is too lazy to even do his own wheelies. He has his lackey do it for him. He was toy shopping of course.

It looks like Jacko has had another dose of surgery in his attempt to become a full fledged freaky alien. Once again his face was covered in bandages this past weekend.

I’m not sure what it is with this family, but for some reason they seem to want to look more like the typical “greys” of Alien lore. Jacko’s sister Latoya has the perfect “grey” nose. Basically no nose at all.

Now that I think about it, I’m pretty sure that the Jackson clan is responsible for all the alien abductions that ever occurred. Some UFOlogists have put together a chilling timeline, linking alien abductions to Jackson family surgeries. They seem to increase in frequency as the Jacksons lose human characteristics.

I can’t wait to see what he looks like once the bandages come off. It’s all wild speculation as to who he’ll abduct next and what experiments will take place, but it always ends with you put back in bed to the tune of “Billie Jean is Not My Lover” and having missing time.

Jacko just grabs his crotch and takes off in his million dollar spaceship.

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