Michelle Rodriguez (aka hottest chick on Lost until she lost the gig by drunk driving and acting like a skank) has begun writing her first family film. The actress promises the movie will be a “Jumanji meets Goonies” with an environmental twist.

So the Goonies run from a bunch of jungle animals and plant fucking seeds on the way? Listen Michelle, that’s way too much thinking. I don’t want your head to spontaneously combust . Just find a camera and take some clothes off. Seriously, why complicate things?

Entertainment Weekly reports that her character Ana Lucia—who was last seen in a shallow grave after being shot in the stomach by Michael—is coming back to Lost for at least one episode. Is this a flashback? Who knows. Ana Lucia could be one of the ghosts that torments the ex-islanders, or maybe one of the dead people currently kicking around the island.