This here pic has probably been in some of your fantasies. I’m not sure if she just sneezed after giving head or what, but she’s a disgusting creature.

He looks like a douche. But my main thing is this: Why does her purse have two deflated tits on it? Is this some new “grow your own tits until you’re old enough to wear em” thing?

LifeStyles Condoms offered the 15-year-old skank in training $1 million to be the new “face” of their product. They think that Miley Cyrus, a self-proclaimed virgin, could encourage other teens to practice safe sex.

The VP of marketing for LifeStyles:

“With recent reports showing that one out of four teenage girls has an STD and the high level of teenage pregnancy, we believe that Miley Cyrus is both influential and relatable to this afflicted group of people – and the most obvious choice to get the safe sex message out to teens across America.”

They offered $1 million, and LifeStyles also offered Miley Cyrus a lifetime supply of condoms. I have a feeling she’ll need them.

The whore train keeps a rollin. 15 year old skank in training Miley Cyrus is being considered for the movie Undiscovered Gyrl, according to MSNBC.

Miley would portray “a lovable, lost suburban girl who descends into a life of reckless partying and promiscuity,” the souce said, adding: “There would definitely be nude scenes.”

Sounds like a bio pic of her future.

Miley Cyrus is now selling herself to the highest bidder on ebay.

Already a prostitute!. Didn’t take long did it? Starting Tuesday her fans pedophiles will have the chance to win a date with her. I wonder just what that date includes and if it includes a free trip to the VD clinic.

She just did an interview with TV Guide. Disney’s little ho princess Miley Cyrus was talking to TV Guide about her new album Breakout, her 3-D movie and seven things she couldn’t ever live without. Yeah, as usual a bunch of pointless bullshit.

On what she’d like to work on in the future: “I’d love to do a younger, cleaner version of Sex and the City.”

wtf? Younger like 15? Probably be 4 little tramps sitting around talking about Disney and how they banged guys the night before the clean way by using protection. There’s no such thing as a clean sex in the city you stupid little tart.

” I don’t dwell on negativity. I want to be a positive role model..”

Then stop taking your clothes off.

Gisele Bundchen and her sweet ass are both featured on the cover of the latest V Magazine.

While the photos of the super model catch people’s attention, she was focused on Miley Cyrus posing naked for Vanity Fair.

Here’s what Gisele and her sweet ass had to say:

Can you believe this is news? It’s ridiculous. And the politicians aren’t going to create any laws about this [kind of media saturation]. They’re very happy with it. They can go around doing what they want and no one cares because we’re more concerned about some 15-year-old girl holding a sheet in a picture.

No one cares about what [the politicians are] screwing up, or how much money is being lost.

I don’t know what she’s saying, but I like the way she shows her ass while saying it.

Is there any parental supervision at all here? I’m not sure if these photos are real or not, but she’s acting like her usual skanky self. Remember she’s only 15. Some dude claims he hacked into her phone and got several nasty pics.

[Perezhilton]

The Miley Cyrus train wreck in the making just keeps on chugging. Now, she’s reportedly dating a much older man – a 22-year-old. Miley is only 15.

Normally, that would land a guy in jail, but rules are different in Hollywood. Famous jailbait apparently makes it alright. The pedophile in question, I mean, boyfriend, is her 22-year-old backup dancer, Marshall. The two have been caught flirting on camera and kissing and hugging each other. I wonder what Billy Ray thinks about this. It is perfectly acceptable in hillbilly law.

The Playboy founder recently told Extra that Miley Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.

Last week, Miley Cyrus was “embarrassed” by a racy, topless photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair. Didn’t bother Hef.

“To make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner said.

[thehollywoodgossip]