Moaner Lisa Makes Opening Bottles An Orgasmic Experience
January 2nd, 2008

Moaner Lisa

In the “now I’ve seen it all” category, comes this Moaner Lisa bottle opener. She basically pops the cap off of your favorite brew with some sort of butt-cheek or perhaps vagina-muscle clenching action. As if that weren’t enough, while performing this action she cries out in orgasmic ecstacy.

Yes. Ohhh yes. Oh GOD yes!

Requires 2 AA batteries. Hey, all that orgasmic muscle power takes energy. It will cost you £4.99 and improve your sex-cred. Your neighbors will think you are getting some everytime you open a beer.

[Shinyshiny] VIA [Gizmodo]

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