Gisele Bundchen and her sweet ass are both featured on the cover of the latest V Magazine.

While the photos of the super model catch people’s attention, she was focused on Miley Cyrus posing naked for Vanity Fair.

Here’s what Gisele and her sweet ass had to say:

Can you believe this is news? It’s ridiculous. And the politicians aren’t going to create any laws about this [kind of media saturation]. They’re very happy with it. They can go around doing what they want and no one cares because we’re more concerned about some 15-year-old girl holding a sheet in a picture.

No one cares about what [the politicians are] screwing up, or how much money is being lost.

I don’t know what she’s saying, but I like the way she shows her ass while saying it.

Word is that Naomi Campbell had some kind of surgery in order to make it possible for her to have kids. She won’t say what type of surgery she had or give any details about her condition, but says now she can become a mother.

I’m guessing she had her secret, but long, weiner chopped off and turned into a vajayjay. Yep everything should be alright now. And she won’t have those unsightly balls that need scratching anymore. I’m looking forward to her book, From Penis To Vajayjay: One Woman’s Journey.

[Celebpulp]

Heidi Klum may look like she’s wearing clothes, but in fact she’s nude with body paint. Can you spot the nipple? More pics below…
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According to Fabian Basabe it looks like Tyra dropped a load:

Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know…

I don’t know if this story is true or not, but the idea of a model compulsively shitting herself is oddly fascinating and very wrong.

It’s about time too. We were wondering why there was a void in vaginal discourse on talk shows lately. Tyra plans on doing an entire talk show around the taboo topic.

“I have wanted to do this show for two years,” Banks said to People magazine. “I know for a lot of women talking about what is going on in our bodies is extremely difficult, but it is incredibly important.”

The model turned Talk show host believes that women should be able to talk to their daughters, sisters, mothers and friends about their bodies and not be embarrassed.

Ratings grab or genuine concern over the public image of the vagina?

There is one overlooked but important question here. If she is “one with her vagina” and perfectly ok with it, then how about a little show and tell?

[The Hollywood Gossip]