Here we have Reese looking like she just got off the Blues Brothers set. Hollywood is a pimp yo! And Reese is Hollywood’s top ho. She gets an estimated $15 to $20 million a film! In pimp/ho terms that means she gives one hell of a blow job.

Also on the Hollywood Reporter’s list were:

* Cameron Diaz
* Nicole Kidman
* Renee Zellweger
* Halle Berry
* Julia Roberts

Will Smith claims to not be a Scientologist last I heard. Then why is he funding a Scientology school? He reportedly donated $1 million to open a private school ran by Scientology. For fuck’s sake!!!! These two are converting brainless sheep faster then a speeding bullet. FOX News reports:

The New Village Academy plans to use some teaching methods developed within the Church of Scientology and has hired a team of Scientologists to put them into action. Pinkett-Smith, who currently home-schools the couple’s two children, has long been talking about opening up a school where Jaden, 9, and Willow, 7, can continue to receive an education in line with their beliefs, friends told FOXNews.com. So she and her actor husband are bankrolling the pre-kindergarten through sixth grade school in Calabasas, Calif., and they have selected a group of Scientologists, including the Director of Learning, Director of Qualifications and Artistic Director, to create that atmosphere. But you won’t find references to the Church of Scientology on NVA’s Web site. Ron Reynolds, executive director of the California Association of Private School Organizations, a consortium of the state’s private and religious schools, said it’s not the actual teaching of Scientology methods that raises a red flag for him. His concern is the school’s non-disclosure about its apparent religious affiliation. “School should be forthright about its purposes. And if it’s a religious school, I don’t see why it wouldn’t wish to announce its religious affiliation loud and clear,” Reynolds said.

That’s messed up. Now they’re infiltrating our schools. For the love of all that is holy, I hope their cosmic ride comes soon to pick them up.

[Damnimcute]

No, it’s not a new RPG with the Doritos name. Doritos are teasing consumers once again with Mystery flavors. Last year they launched an all black bag named X-13D that tasted like…cheeseburger.

This year Doritos has a new black mystery bag called ”The Quest”.
On the package, consumers are led online if they think they can guess the flavor. You play a series of puzzles for a chance to win $100,000 in gold (or the cash). The first three people to solve everything will be sent to a secret city for a live event to compete for the $100,00.

That’s a lot of fucking work, when I could just be eating Doritos.

[Doritos]

Actress Elizabeth Hurley and her husband are taking some heat from the British press after reports were published that claim the multimillionaire couple pays their Indian maid just $2.33 an hour.

Both the Daily Mail and Mirror tabloids in Britain ran reports that the Austin Powers actress paid her maid, Violet D’Souza, just $200 for a 70-plus-hour workweek.

Wait. It gets better. They also claim D’Souza was paid in…Are you ready? Indian rupees. Not even British pounds. Not only is she cheap, but insulting too.

Reportedly, a five-figure settlement was being reached. This is way worse then that time I paid the electric bill in pennies and pocket lint.

This story reminded me that I need to make an announcement. I’m looking for a writer to help me out here at the Therapy. I’m willing to pay in a variety of odd currency, including various beat-up Nintendo Game manuals, candy, coupon books for such things as free hugs that I printed out myself, assorted recyclables and AOL CD’s.

[AOL]

Ouch! That’s gotta sting way worse then the 3 day itch she leaves as her calling card. Then again you know what they say, after a night in Paris, you’re never quite the same.

Several tabloids are reporting that Paris Hilton has been disowned from billions of dollars by her grandfather. He doesn’t want his hard-earned fortune to go towards Paris’ partying lifestyle and he would rather give it to a worthy cause.

Granddad Hilton is worth about 2.3 billion dollars, and when he dies, he wants 97% of his fortune to go the Conrad N. Hilton fund, the charity his father set up.

Right now she is in no danger of having to change her lifestyle as she brings in a butt load of money just by waking up and farting.(Pun intended) Still, that’s gotta be a heavy blow to her delicate brain.

[Trendhunter]

Jamie Lynn Spears has now joined her older sis Britney in making tabloid headlines on a regular basis. Some are pointing the finger of blame for the girls’ behavior on mom Lynne.

“Jamie wanted something different for her life, and her mom put her in situations she didn’t want to be in,” Alexa Nikolas, Spears’ ‘Zoey 101′ costar, told Us Weekly.

According to sources close to the Spears family, Lynne(also the girls’ manager) “treats her girls like a piggy bank.”

Well, I guess that’s a welcome change of pace, as they are mostly used to guys treating them as “sperm banks”.

“Lynne got all her money through those girls and loved it when it started rolling in,” a source told the magazine. “She’s the only one with a Land Rover in Kentwood.”

Poor girls. Just another pair of young children thrust into the spotlight. They never even got the chance to learn who they actually were, prior to being forced to perform 24/7 and growing up early.

The “No more wire hangers!” thing has got to suck too. I mean on one hand, it’s deal with your Psycho greedy mom, while on the other hand it’s go back to Kentucky and be a nobody with Cletus and Jethro hoping to strike enough oil, so you can fix a rocking chair to the top of the old Jalopy and get the hell out again.

[AOL]