You just know that Family Guy’s Quagmire would have a mousepad like this one. It makes it look like you have your hand up a girl’s skirt. And let’s face it, this is as close as some of you will ever get to putting your hand up a skirt.

P.S. Who the hell thinks this crap up? I bet they made one for their own fetish purposes and then got the bright idea to sell it.

Personally, I would put this on someones desk and set a mousetrap inside. You’ll know who the pervert is by their scream.

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Jeff de Boer is an artist who believes that cats would look cooler if they were wearing a suit of armor. I have to agree. I can easily see an alternate reality where cats are knights, fighting fire breathing mouse-dragons. That’s right, a crazy bizarro world were armored cats make humans piss in a box!

This guy has been making armor for animals since the 90’s, and he began with protective gear for mice (see pictures after jump). Then he found himself making cat battle armor.

Note: Do NOT show this to your cat! Right now we are the superior species. They must never know that they can be clothed for battle.
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