It will cost you $99. Everyone will know you are a nerd pretending to be a hero, but who cares right? We’ve You’ve been laughed at your whole life anyway. Tip: Never EVER ask your wife for sex while wearing a fedora and asking her to dress up like a Nazi chick because you want to raid her ark. It’s all good until you bring the whip out…And it turns on you. You’d be surprised how creative an angry woman with a whip can get.

[Thinkgeek]

Geeks love the Batman. And when you combine Batman merchandise with the fact that Heath Ledger just died, a morbid kind of collectible is born and dumbasses think that it will go up in value despite the fact that a chinese factory cranked out 85 billion of them.

The Heath Ledger Joker dolls from the Dark Knight movie have completely sold out, according to Toys R Us and are selling on eBay for $17.00+

I find it amusing that people are going to overpay for them now and in less then a year they won’t be worth crap. You know, unless you hold onto it for like 50 years.

When your kid says, “Tell me of this Batman you speak of.”

Alright, I’m a geek. I want one. But I’ll get it next year for cheap.
[Celebpulp]

Certainly one of the cooler Batmobiles, the original Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie, staring Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson, is now for sale at eBay. The starting bid is $500,000.

[Geek Alerts]

Here’s the latest trailer for the latest movie involving our favorite bat. Looks pretty rocking. Heath Ledger’s joker seems fairly awesome to say the least. Enjoy

Ewan McGregor was seen conducting “field research” with Jim Carrey for their new flick. Is that what they’re calling it these days?

The film is called “I Love You Phillip Morris.” It’s a true story about a Texas convict who falls in love with his cell mate. The research took place at Halo on South Beach, a popular gay bar.

Ewan Mcgregor and a gay bar? This does not surprise me at all. I saw McGregor’s interaction with the young Darth Vader and it seemed…unnatural.

[Damnimcute]

Here’s Kristen Bell’s sex scene from the movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Looks slightly entertaining.

New movie offers keep pouring in for Lindsay Lohan. Last month she accepted a part in the upcoming “Manson Girls,” where she’ll play one of Charles Manson’s devoted followers. Now she’s agreed to shed her clothes for a role in a low-budget film.

The role? Straight out of my dreams. She’ll play a “nymphomaniac waitress” in “Florence”. Apparently, the producers requested a topless sex scene. She countered with “full frontal”. Nice… I love a girl who is committed to her craft.

If you’ll notice her skirt, it says 1 hour parking by permit only. I’m pretty sure that many dudes have parked their wang up her skirt and for more then an hour at a time, so I aint buying the fact that she requires a permit.

[MSNBC]

Matthew McConaughey has been offered the role of Thomas Magnum in the Magnum P.I. movie. Just what we need, another excuse for him to have his shirt off and act all dopey.

I can only hope that Higgins let’s some Rottweilers loose and they attack his scrawny ballsack. And Mr. T damn well better be hired as that helicopter driving guy!

[Damnimcute]

X-Files creator Chris Carter, writer Frank Spotnitz and others gathered on Wednesday to talk about the TV series and share some information about the upcoming film.

“While this is not a mythology movie, it’s true to everything that’s come before,” Spotnitz said at the William S. Paley Television Festival. “It’s true to Mulder and Scully, who they are and where they would be this point in their lives and all of the experiences that they’ve had.”

They really didn’t say very much more, but I’m expecting some Muldar and Scully humping, while aliens tape it and put it online. New teaser trailer HERE.

[AOL]

MTV News talked with Keanu Reeves recently about 20th Century Fox’s highly secret remake of the sci-fi classic “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” The original 1951 film dealt with the then very real emerging danger of the Cold War and nuclear arms. The new version on the other hand, will be dealing with the contemporary threat of global warming.

Reeves said “The version I was just working on, instead of being man against man, it’s more about man against nature. My Klaatu says that if the Earth dies, you die. If you die, the earth survives. I’m a friend to the earth. …what we are doing and who we are as a species. We’re trying to reach beyond the idea of [just] environmentalism.”

Keanu confirmed that they “have another version of the robot”, Gort.

[MTV News]