Can’t get enough crap MTV drama in your diet? Don’t you worry. MTV is signing up Paris and Brody Jenner. Brody’s new craptastic show will have him looking for a new BFF, since he apparently lost his BFF on another MTV turd. And since Paris is also looking for a new BFF, she’s getting a show too.

So, now it’s been like 20 years since MTV has been original.

I think they should have a show together. Brody can bang what’s left of her brains out and then complain about herpes, while she gets distracted by shiny things.

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NYC photographer Terry Richardson chose the jackasses from Jackass to pose as the ‘heroes’ of his most recent exhibit at the LaForet Museum in the Harajuku district of Japan. He featured them in many crazy shots.

The poses range from mildly serious to quirky, then to plain old bizarre images of Johnny Knoxville, Bam Margera, Steve-O, Chris Pontius and the rest. There’s even images of them dressed as Batman and Robin…kissing.

That’s just wrong.

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Johnny Knoxville, our favorite jackass(Well, next to me.) nearly lost his testicles when a “Jackass” stunt went wrong.

He was rushed to a hospital after he attempted to do a back flip on a motorcycle.

Knoxville’s blog:

“I’ve just got back from Oklahoma where I was shooting ‘Mat Hoffman’s tribute to Evel Knievel.’ I had a ball, too, even though I almost lost my own balls in the process.”

“I don’t want to give too much away because it doesn’t air until February 23, but let’s just say before I did a back-flip on a motorcycle I should have learned how to ride one first.”

“I have to go now. I have to empty the piss bag on my leg that I have to wear for the next two weeks until my torn urethra heals.”

Well, Knoxville was voted most likely to lose his balls, whether by wrecking ball, motorcycle or assorted wildlife.

Check out his pants here, the groin area all covered in blood.

[Jackassworld]

In a scene that must have been reminiscient of Jabba the Hutt pulling a resistant Princess Leia closer by her chain, Don Vito of “Viva La Bam” fame, got caught groping a few underage girls.

The often stammering Vito was convicted Wednesday of two counts of sexual assault on a child. He was accused of groping three girls ages 12 to 14 during an autograph signing event last year at mall skate park near Denver. In a weird dramatic moment, he fell to the floor after the sentence, cursing and yelled, “Just kill me now.”

He could get anything from probation to six years in prison on each conviction. If he doesn’t undergo sex offender treatment as part of the sentence, he could potentially spend life in prison. Which might actually be good for his health. How many inmates do you see that are his waist size?

His defense attorney argued that he took on the persona of “outrageous and profane Don Vito”. She said that Vito learned that the crazier he acted, the more his fans loved it.

Let’s face it. This guy wasn’t going to get laid…ever, if not for this show. And let’s face it, it must have still been hard for a man of his, ummm lard. So, he played grab-ass and got what he could get.

Unfortunately, it was alot more then he bargained for.

[Yahoo]

Could it get any worse for the former diva of pop? After a disastrous opening performance at last month’s MTV Music Video Awards ground Britney Spears comeback into the dirt she then lost custody of her two sons this past Monday all because she failed to provide a valid California driving license. On Wednesday Spears’ ex, Kevin Federline, made an appearance in a Los Angeles courtroom and was given interim custody of Sean Preston and Jayden James. Brit was a no show while Kevin had a mysterious eye patch on. Pirate K-Fed? What was that all about?

Rumors abound that Spears is now holed up in a Beverly Hills hotel suite and that when the weekend rolls around she will take a trip to the Caribbean and check into Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Center in Antiqua. She will need to get her house in order pretty quick and not spend too much time under the sun and surf because the next round in her custody battle is scheduled to take place on October 26. Finally another inside source tells a newspaper reporter that Britney’s mom will be out to gain custody of her grandkids before they can be snatched by Federline. “Given how Britney’s turned out, I wonder what kind of role model she’d be. … Knowing Lynne, she’ll be out trying to turn those two little boys into moneymakers too,” the source said. Ouuuuuuch!