I have no idea who told her that this shit was a good idea. I think she’s just bored and trying to stay relevant by not being very funny.

Hayden is looking as hot as ever. I’m hoping that this next season of heroes gives her some sexual superpowers, but until then here’s a promotional video she made for Candie’s. Make sure you have the kleenex box next to you before you watch it, cuz it’s probably good to rub one out. And that’s about all it’s good for. Mute the volume. That reminds me, I have to buy more Kleenex.

Yesterday we reported on Hayden Panettiere’s new single “Wake Up Call.” Well, the 18-year-old star released a video to go with it. I find that cotton soaked Vaseline stops ear bleeding.