It’s sad. Ringo was always the odd man out. The man just wants to sing more and get a few lousy songs on an album. I’m sure John and Paul can write one less song. College Humor shines the light on Ringo’s hope and dreams, but alas Ringo is just… Well, Ringo.

Even the animated folks in Pepperland don’t seem to get him. Hey, at least he married a hot babe.

[The Awesomer]

Relaxation, music and boobs. What more do you want? Not all of us have an available bosom in our lives though. Whether your girlfriend is way or you just don’t have one, just rest your head on iBoobs and all will be right with the world.

It’s a boob inspired relaxation system that features soft padding with a velvet-type material, with nipples covering the speakers, (Not pictured) and it has a headphone jack wire with volume control to connect your MP3 player, mobile phone, computer, or TV. It also runs on batteries.
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This isn’t new, but it’s making the rounds again. The song will be stuck in your head. We are all slaves to hamsters munching popcorn.

Hilary Duff – Reach Out – Official Music Video Premiere

Hilary Duff still exists. She just released her new video on MySpace and she’s trying to shed her Disney image by being a sexy skanky bad girl. It looks like it was filmed for $1.99. Hilary even humps a lawn statute.

…In her bra. Everybody do the crack induced seizure dance. She needs to get with Keith Richards for double the confusion.

This is a bizarre video, shot by one of Amy Winehouse’s “friends,” which features the drug-addled bride of Frankenstein participating in a jam session. Except…She’s in her bra and dances like a chicken (around the 1:20 mark).

Plus, she’s looking bangable too. I don’t follow that country music bullshit. Mostly because I don’t clean up cowshit, use a tractor as a nutsack vibrator, get drunk and ride mechanical bulls, use a rusted pick-up truck as a weed garden, or eat squirrel at finer dining establishments. So, I’ll just have to take their word for it.

Hey why not? If Heidi Montag can do it, so can a lobotomized monkey snorting crack.

Her thing can be putting the mic up to her gi-normous ass after a huge mexican meal, singing such hits as Chocolate Rain, or a sequel to Candle In The Wind titled “Blowing Out That Candle In The Wind With A Cartegory 5 Ass Hurricane”.

E! Online reports:

“I would be down, if it was something fun. I love music, so it would just have to be the right thing.”
If and when she pursues this, Kim has an all-star list of performers with whom she’d like to collaborate…
“I’d say a little bit Michael Jackson in there. I would love to work with, like, Timbaland as a producer and maybe Justin Timberlake.”

This video may be worse than listening to her sing the actual song. I’m conflicted. Do I puke our rub one out nostalgically while thinking back to Jane Fonda workout videos?

Update: I’ve decided there’s no reason I can’t do both while blogging from a coffee shop and that’s probably why this douchebag is asking me to leave.

Update 2: Handcuffs really fucking hurt and I would have pulled my pants up and left. I was just waiting for my boner to go down first. These jeans are tight. This ass doesn’t just look like this on it’s own. Fucking Heidi Montag gets me in all sorts of trouble.

Hayden is looking as hot as ever. I’m hoping that this next season of heroes gives her some sexual superpowers, but until then here’s a promotional video she made for Candie’s. Make sure you have the kleenex box next to you before you watch it, cuz it’s probably good to rub one out. And that’s about all it’s good for. Mute the volume. That reminds me, I have to buy more Kleenex.

Well, I guess they figure it makes them look better. A source says that she’s doing a cameo in their new video shoot today. The Pussycat Dolls are filming the single “When I Grow Up” from their second album. Brit just keeps on doing other stuff since no one seems all that interested in her stuff.

[DamnImcute]