Eidos, the maker of the Tomb Raider games, may save the company by letting Lara Croft get naked in the game. The company is in trouble financially, and a post on a Tomb Raider site by what is believed to be the company’s creative director Eric Lindstrom says the game’s “Teen” rating isn’t necessarily going to stick in the future, implying that an NC-17 rating could be where the game is headed.

That isn’t gonna help. Let me tell you something about this shit game series. It has been shit ever since the second game. I recently picked up Tomb Raider Underworld and the number of glitches in the game were horrendous.

Get this. I’m riding along on the cycle, when all of the sudden, the cycle moves forward and leaves Lara sitting in mid-fucking air. Fuck that shit. I had to unplug the Wii just to restart the fucker. And I lost all my progress. And that’s just one of MANY glitches. How bout some quality control bitches.

And for $35 that game is short as hell.

Moral of this story. Fuck Tomb Raider.

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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

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Hef always has a good eye. He knows how to spot a money-grubbing ho and capitalize on her greed. Hef wants Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin to pose naked in Playboy magazine…if her White House campaign fails.
The 44-year-old Alaska Governor and former beauty queen has a huge male following(God knows why, she’s obviously the type that looks better with clothes on. I mean you can tell she would be good for head now and then, but you don’t want any part of that vagina. It would suck you in turn you into another mindless Washington A-hole) and Hefner is convinced the magazine would fly off the shelves if she agreed.

The Playboy founder recently told Extra that Miley Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.

Last week, Miley Cyrus was “embarrassed” by a racy, topless photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair. Didn’t bother Hef.

“To make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner said.

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Heidi Klum may look like she’s wearing clothes, but in fact she’s nude with body paint. Can you spot the nipple? More pics below…
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It didn’t take long for some scandals to surface for the motorcycle riding rock and roll nurse of American Idol. Amanda Overmyer, 23, has a checkered past. She had been arrested for a DUI and has a string of 6 driving offenses.

On Oct. 14, 2006, she was stopped by Crawfordsville, Ind., police for speeding. According to the officer, she had bloodshot eyes and her balance was poor. Her blood alcohol measured 0.108 (above the legal limit of 0.08). She was only in jail for 6 hours before her fiancé, Casey Taylor, posted bail for her.

But the really interesting part of the story is that Amanda has naked photos and they are apparently being shopped around. I would guess we will see them soon.

The news source asked American Idol’s spokesman about Amanda’s DUI arrest and naked photo scandal. The publicist said that, “FOX has declined to comment.”

From what little I’ve seen of the show, she’s cute in a butch motorcycle-goth type of way and can sing, but seems to try wayyy to hard to be Janis Joplin. Picture of her mugshot after the jump.

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