Naomi Campbell got so drunk in Italy earlier this week that she fell down like a rag doll. Whatever. Her agent came up with the lamest excuse ever:

“It was just a bit of fun and not down to drink. Naomi was playing this trust game, where you fall into a friend’s arms. It’s very hot there, so that could also have had something to do with it.”

Yeah, a trust game. Like, when I fall down piss drunk, I trust you won’t sell this shit to the tabloids.

Word is that Naomi Campbell had some kind of surgery in order to make it possible for her to have kids. She won’t say what type of surgery she had or give any details about her condition, but says now she can become a mother.

I’m guessing she had her secret, but long, weiner chopped off and turned into a vajayjay. Yep everything should be alright now. And she won’t have those unsightly balls that need scratching anymore. I’m looking forward to her book, From Penis To Vajayjay: One Woman’s Journey.

[Celebpulp]

It’s no surprise when you hear Naomi has been arrested yet again, but it’s what she said during the arrest that has people talking. According to The Sun, Campbell unleashed a racist rant tirade during her Heathrow Airport arrest. She allegedly called police officers “f-ing white honkeys” after spitting at them. Not to mention other racial insults.

She was arrested after one of her bags went missing at Heathrow Airport. She reportedly “went berserk”, which is when officers approached her to try to calm her down.

Can we now all agree that Naomi Campbell is just plain nuts? I’m looking forward to seeing more community service out of her.

[The Sun]