If you’ve actually gotten your inbox down to zero, you deserve to be rewarded. The only requirements to getting this Inbox Zero nerd merit badge is an empty inbox. No small accomplishment if your inbox is anything like mine.

Only $3.99.

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Follow the link for pretty cool short that shows a visual history of nerd consoles. And I’m a big enough nerd to complain about the fact that they totally missed the TurboGrapx 16.

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Larry Lars is a nerd. I have proof. He made this Lego Star Wars nativity scene using the family Skywalker, a Scout Trooper angel, bounty hunters as wise men, and ewoks and wookie as the shepherds. Looks like Greedo has some frankincense.

Have a nerdy Christmas.

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We have seen a lot of cool, weird and beautiful cakes here, but I think this is the first time we’ve seen a birthday cake in the shape of a camera. The neat creation belongs to Flickr member fsumaria. The outside was made of fondant and the inside is red velvet cake.

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Why wear a plain yet valuable ring made out of something like gold and diamonds when you can wear a Lego ring? The Mathea’s sterling silver LEGO rings will run you from $140-$165. What’s great about this ring is that you can add Lego bricks and accessories to change it’s appearance.

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Here’s the cutting edge of Lego safe technology. The safe weighs 14 pounds and has a motion detecting alarm so it can’t be moved without creating a huge ruckus.

The lock takes five double digit codes to open it. That translates into over 305 billion different combinations. It even boasts an electronic status display showing the numbers as you turn the combination dials. When you enter the combination, the door electronically opens itself. It’s a great place to store all of your valuable geek stuff.

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Over at our sister-site Slipperybrick, we covered some awesome geek treats awhile back. If you like to stuff your face with Star Wars, Transformers and various gadgetry and gaming related icing, hit the link for the full list.

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This is a requirement for any woman with a nerd gamer. It should be worn on every holiday with the gentle sound of the Super Mario theme playing in the background, by candlelight. You know the drill. Lie back on that toadstool and give daddy some sugar.

Unfortunately it appears to be sold out, but maybe the seller can make you another.

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This Zelda belt buckle is for nerds who can’t buy pants that fit. I think the idea is that the Tri-Force protects your scrotum from bad juju. Legend says that the forehead of one magical Princess rubbed against this belt buckle, will restore the entire kingdom. Anyway, this is a $20 officially licensed Zelda belt buckle.

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Get these gamer baby clothes for your baby and get them ready for a life full of Hot Pockets and Cheese doodles while they sit their fat asses in front of a screen and build up mana, hit points and all that shit. You start them off with some easy shit like Space Invaders, then when they turn 4 you give them an NES, by the time they hit 8 they’ll be ready for XBox. Next thing you know you have a tub of shit in your living room playing WoW, talking about “Hey mom, I need a hot pocket, I’m on a quest to find the sword of exploding anus.”

Ahh the memories. They grow so fast.

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