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Star Wars Belt Made From Trading Cards
May 30th, 2008

Geek belt for a nerd whoopin!
Here’s an Empire Strikes Back belt that will keep your gut tucked in tubby. Refinding is a company from Kansas City that makes accessories out of all kinds of trash and reclaimed materials. Stuff like tire treads, tennis balls, typewriter letters, and even trading cards. It will cost you $32.

[Technabob]

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Hump Day: Geek Kamasutra
May 21st, 2008

Geek Kamasutra
Happy hump day. Geeks don’t have much game with the ladies. But they know how to please a PC case. Just put on some Barry white and get busy with that sexy biatch of a PC case. Yeah baby. Who’s your daddy? I’m gonna upgrade you real good.

[arabaquarius]

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Broken Image Necklace
March 24th, 2008

Broken Image Necklace
When you write for several tech blogs and an entertainment blog, this image gives you a hell of a headache from time to time. No matter how many times you refresh the page, this plastic pendant will not load.

The necklace is leather with a silver clasp, and at 17″, you can keep checking the image on your chest, but it ain’t gonna load. It will cost you $20.

[Thinkgeek]

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Mariah Carey Loves 802.11n
March 10th, 2008

Who knew Mariah Carey was a nerd? Her latest video for Touch My Body has lyrics that include geek-speak, references to YouTube and Guitar Hero. She bounces around like she’s playing bimbo pinball, while skanking it up in an unbuttoned shirt, showing off her black bra. She and her boobs dance around with a geek squad techie who is trying to fix her computer.

At one point, she seductively says, “The download speed was killing me. Please tell me you updated to 802.11n.” I am so turned on right now. I must have found 20 different frames that showed her ass cheeks. It’s actually pretty damn comical as she like so many others have just become lame parodies of themselves.

[TechieDiva]

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Princess Zelda Looking For Link On Craigslist
March 6th, 2008

Princess Zelda
Some dorky girl who thinks she’s Zelda is looking for Link in all the wrong places. Like Craigslist.

Hi, I know thats strange one. I want a guy who looks like link. from the game. I thought to myself that I might as well be honest. I look like zelda, so why not ask for it? who knows.. I know theres a guy like that. So if you think you look like link, the blonde skater cut, and light eyes look email me. Im a simple chick who loves zelda. I know thats a corney one to ask but heck we might as well be honest as to what we like? am I right? I want a guy like that and a guy who is romantic and believes in chilvary, love, old school ways, and doesnt have a problem with european culture. Thanks a bunch!!! If I like you, and you have a pic, ill email you back. PS I WILL NOT RESPOND to guys without FACE SHOTS. period. Thankyou for understanding. Im not a body chick. more a face and Please only guys 30 and below. And please do not email me rude comments… this world has too many jerks and I delete them and report to the authorities. Its extreme I know But please have respect.

What a hot chick, who is obviously grounded in reality! And look at those ears. Young blond guys dressed in Peter Pan costumes can finally get laid.

Check out her super bad quality pic after the jump.
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15 coolest geek-themed home theaters
February 15th, 2008

15 coolest geek-themed home theaters
Over at our sister site Slippery Brick, we made a list of geek themed home theaters earlier this week. It includes the Indiana Jones theater among others. Because when geeks have money and a love of movies anything is possible. Click the link below and check it out.

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