Tanya Devereaux claims she’ll do every virgin that takes an oath of internet neutrality.

I will make love with every virgin who defends the Internet. Certain ISP’s are planning to limit internet access in a way that infringes upon internet freedom or ‘net neutrality’. Description of Services The services consist of Tania performing sexual intercourse with the applicant, the form and style of the performance will be discussed prior to the act, Tania tries to allow as much freedom as possible in this area but she does reserve the right to decline suggestions. Tania covers all her personal expenses, including travel. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is allowed for non-commercial use. Tania adheres to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 30 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

I think I could fake the whole virginity thing. So I’m in. Terms of service and a better pic of below.
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