I guess “Monday-My mom’s a milf-my dads a country star-I’ll need therapy-Kidman” was taken.

The couple and their new baby are said to be doing well despite the drunken naming party.

Nicole Kidman has had enough of the church of nutjobs.

At the New York premiere of Ian Halperin’s film, “His Highness Hollywood,” a Scientology insider told Halperin that Kidman “wants her kids out of the church.” Halperin beat up on the faith in his book, “Hollywood Undercover,” and said he wasn’t surprised when, during the premiere, “the projector had been sabotaged.”

We at PopTherapy are glad to hear that she is putting her foot down on that little Tom Cruise insect. Here’s hoping that his guts make a nice squishy sound.

[Celebrityrumors]

It was only Feb. 13 but Keith Urban couldn’t wait to wish his wife, Nicole Kidman, a happy Valentine’s Day. Hey, I don’t blame him. She is one fine piece o’ Hollywood. In fact she’s one of the the PopTherapy Top 20 Actresses We wish we had scored with list. Or was that Top 40? It keeps growing.

Anyway, Keith Urban knows how to treat his lady. During the encore for his Wednesday night concert in Madison Square Garden, the singer dedicated his hit, “Got it Right This Time,” to Nicole, who is at home in Australia.

Why get the jump a day early? Those pesky time zones. “It’s Valentine’s Day here tomorrow,” he told the crowd, “but today it’s already Valentine’s Day in Australia.”

Awww. That’s sweet. They are so in love. I give it another year.

If it follows the typical celeb pattern, they will get divorced just after the kid is born, for no apparent reason, then shack up with some other loser within 2 months.

[People]

Nicole is a native Australian, so when she goes back home to “Oz”, she sometimes takes it to the extreme. Like at the premiere of “The Golden Compass” for instance, showing up wearing a shiny silver outfit and looking like the Tinman.

Just goes to show you, if you want to take a smoking hot babe and make her look…Well, just plain weird and freaky, go ahead and wrap her tightly in silver.

Strangely, I always thought silver could only make a sexy woman hotter. Now I’m weirded out and gold has lost all of it’s appeal as well.

The upside is that this is what the future holds for us as far as sex-bots go. So take a good look and support the sciences.

Yes…I pray I live long enough to see this in my home.

[celebrity.rightpundits]