This is a line of Mario-inspired eveningwear. It’s all sparkly and is best worn when attending a ball in the Mushroom kingdom. These come from crafster user montyfull. Further proof that geeks are inheriting the Earth… And attending events in video-game wear.

What I really want to see is an evening dress with a 1-up mushroom on each buttcheek, so I have an excuse to cop a feel. I was just trying to get an extra life, I swear.

[Geekologie]

The Anatomy of a Console by Angela Moramarco. I’m a little surprised. I expected the Wii to have more meat on it’s bones. It sure has enough ribs. Looks stringy. I don’t think I would buy this at my local butcher.

The Wiimote is where the meat is, but the console pic shows that the main console is full of brains. The two communicate of course, allowing you to play Mario and such. I just never realized that you would need a doctor to fix the Wii.

[Coroflot]

Somebody loves the Gameboy so much that they took it from vertical to horizontal. Don’t worry, it’s still fat, just a little more sexy. The knock-off supposedly has a sharper image than the original. Sadly, details are scant on this baby.

All we really know is that it showed up in a Photobucket set. If you’re nostalgic and like your GB wide rather than tall, you’ll have to scour the knock-off district of the internet in search of one. Then tell us where we can get one.

Are people really still playing the Gameboy? That just seems sad in this day of awesome high tech games.

[SB]

Pretty cool, but do they make the going-down-pipe noise every time you put your feet in? They damn well better if I’m gonna pay $12 for these. A great way to pretend your feet are warping to different levels, if you happen to be a video game nerd in need of socks.

What’s next? Socks with a smashed Goomba on the bottom? I hope so. It would save me the trouble of smashing them myself. Goombas are real ya know.

[albotas]

There’s finally an official Japanese release date for Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days in Japan! May 30th, Japanese gamers will be able to play the game for 5,980 yen or $60 which is kinda steep for a DS game.

Even steeper is the Kingdom Hearts Louis Vuitton inspired black DSi bundle which costs 24,480 yen $246! The question is, are you fan enough to pay those prices?

[albotas]

…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

[Joiton] VIA [Likecool]

Maybe this is my nerd brain talking, but a woman wearing these Wii Pajamas would look sexy as hell and make me want to play hide the Wiimote. The weird thing though, is that these are made for men. That ain’t right.

[Webundies]

Here’s another unique gamer themed Messenger Bag. For just $30, the folks at iLikeShirts will put together this retro-stylish messenger bag with an original NES Zapper gun and an official Duck Hunt patch.

You can even get the gun in both grey and orange versions. Pretty different and unique bag.

Just be careful at the airport.

[Nerd Approved]

This Legend of Zelda Messenger bag is an interesting piece of fanboy wear. It will tell others that you are after pieces of the Tri-Force and collecting rupees in your spare time. Others won’t recognize the LOZ map and triforce logo. Price: $45.

[80stees]

Follow the link for pretty cool short that shows a visual history of nerd consoles. And I’m a big enough nerd to complain about the fact that they totally missed the TurboGrapx 16.

[History of Videogames]