…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

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Decorate your dashboard like you decorate your home. With blow up dolls. No one will mind. No one will say anything, like when you drive your mother to the doctor. Or are stopped at a cross-walk with a bunch of kids crossing and looking over. Hopefully you don’t drive a school bus and accessorize with this. $9.99

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The video is NSFW because what we have here is some girl performing oral on a microphone. Yeah, I know, why waste such a gift on a mic. It’s part of a performance piece by artist Wojciech Kosma that has something to do with the acoustics of a mic when pleasured. More videos below.
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We aren’t exactly a porn site, but since everyone is interested in this. Enjoy. The acting is as bad as the real Palin, with only half the lies.

Ever wanted to open a beer bottle with your ass crack? Or with someone else’s? Sadly it only leads to a torn rectum, with none of the fun usually associated with torn rectums. The Crack It Open wall mounted ass bottle opener will give you a rectum to open your beer. Isn’t that much better then a hospital visit?

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This is an allegedly safe for work porno video. It’s supposedly safe because they’ve cleverly covered up all the action with cartoons. I still find it erotic and I’m thinking about incorporating cartoons and skittles into my sex life.

Holly, Kendra and Bridget have some competition in the form of Ukranian model Dasha Astafieva, Hugh Hefner’s new girlfriend. Apparently Hugh’s current threesome are not happy about it at all …

When a woman cares enough to give the very best, she deserves to be rewarded. Ideally at a gala event, in a room full of hundreds. It would make for great TV and a great acceptance speech. Runners up will be sad, but their technique should improve with time. Uncensored pic below.
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Here are some crazy topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. Why does she have a beverage tray on her boobs? I have no idea.

I do know that she likes to make herself useful, which I appreciate. Last weekend, she was hanging out at the PopTheraPad and she volunteered to be an ottoman. Another favorite pastime of hers, is to emulate other objects. I particularly admire how she’ll let you between her legs and pretend she’s a pinball machine. Great gal. We should hang more often.

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