Here are some crazy topless pics of Eva Mendes in the latest issue of Vogue Italia. Why does she have a beverage tray on her boobs? I have no idea.

I do know that she likes to make herself useful, which I appreciate. Last weekend, she was hanging out at the PopTheraPad and she volunteered to be an ottoman. Another favorite pastime of hers, is to emulate other objects. I particularly admire how she’ll let you between her legs and pretend she’s a pinball machine. Great gal. We should hang more often.

NSFW image below.
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The Playboy founder recently told Extra that Miley Cyrus would be “welcomed in the magazine” when she’s of legal age.

Last week, Miley Cyrus was “embarrassed” by a racy, topless photo shoot by Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair. Didn’t bother Hef.

“To make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” Hefner said.

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I still can’t decide if I like the new Terminator series. I’m giving it a chance to find it’s legs. But did the Terminator people rip off the work of an artist without giving them credit? That appears to be the case: some blogs are reporting that the Fox channel’s poster was allegedly copied straight from a montage created by someone else before the series was even announced. Surely they wouldn’t do that? Compare the full NSFW images after the jump.
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With naked pics of this reality TV star showing up on the Internet, the shallow NYC Housewife star is being forced to explain how such shots ended up online. She’s always struck me as looking like a cross between Nicole Kidman and Samantha from Bewitched.

“I did the photos after the birth of our second son,” McCord said.

“I was shocked at how quickly my body came back. I just sort of thought, ‘Wow!’ At that time I had the opportunity to meet a lot of photographers. And there were a couple of people who asked me to work on… projects.”

Another pic from one of those “projects” below.
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New movie offers keep pouring in for Lindsay Lohan. Last month she accepted a part in the upcoming “Manson Girls,” where she’ll play one of Charles Manson’s devoted followers. Now she’s agreed to shed her clothes for a role in a low-budget film.

The role? Straight out of my dreams. She’ll play a “nymphomaniac waitress” in “Florence”. Apparently, the producers requested a topless sex scene. She countered with “full frontal”. Nice… I love a girl who is committed to her craft.

If you’ll notice her skirt, it says 1 hour parking by permit only. I’m pretty sure that many dudes have parked their wang up her skirt and for more then an hour at a time, so I aint buying the fact that she requires a permit.

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I’ll try to keep this brief lest I taste my own vomit thanks to yet another Heather Mills photo. The gold digger’s picture below, was taken by top fashion photographer Tony McGee in 1999, and was originally meant to promote Mills’ anti-landmine charity. She didn’t publish it at the time because she feared McCartney’s view of her might change if it were released. Now that she’s got the money, she doesn’t give a toss.

She’s got 2 boobs and a stump, and by god she’s gonna show em. Pic below.
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Who doesn’t love wardrobe malfunctions? Add the Pussycat dolls to the equation and you better let me see! First there’s CARMIT with a boob popping out of her skimpy vest. Then ASHLEY’S beaver pops out of her tiny shorts. I’m not sure, but I think this means there wll be six more weeks of winter.

This was way too much skin for Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia’s capital city. Pussycat Dolls promoters Absolute Entertainment were fined 10,000 Ringgits (that’s about $1,436) for allowing the act to perform “sexually suggestive” routines.

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Heidi Klum may look like she’s wearing clothes, but in fact she’s nude with body paint. Can you spot the nipple? More pics below…
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It didn’t take long for some scandals to surface for the motorcycle riding rock and roll nurse of American Idol. Amanda Overmyer, 23, has a checkered past. She had been arrested for a DUI and has a string of 6 driving offenses.

On Oct. 14, 2006, she was stopped by Crawfordsville, Ind., police for speeding. According to the officer, she had bloodshot eyes and her balance was poor. Her blood alcohol measured 0.108 (above the legal limit of 0.08). She was only in jail for 6 hours before her fiancé, Casey Taylor, posted bail for her.

But the really interesting part of the story is that Amanda has naked photos and they are apparently being shopped around. I would guess we will see them soon.

The news source asked American Idol’s spokesman about Amanda’s DUI arrest and naked photo scandal. The publicist said that, “FOX has declined to comment.”

From what little I’ve seen of the show, she’s cute in a butch motorcycle-goth type of way and can sing, but seems to try wayyy to hard to be Janis Joplin. Picture of her mugshot after the jump.

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I must be a well-loved carpenter out of work, because I keep getting wood from unexpected sources. Case in point, these Lindsay Lohan Nude photos where she tries to look like Marilyn. I’m not all that into Lindsay, but I admit there’s something sexy about some of these shots. Not the one above though, that weird thing she’s doing with her mouth ruins it.

The story goes like this: In 1962, photographer Bert Stern shot some Marilyn Monroe pictures at the Hotel Bel-Air that have become known as “The Last Sitting.”

Now 46 years later and New York Magazine has attempted to duplicate this montage with Lohan. Why? Who the hell knows. I guess we gotta get somebodt nude and in a Marilyn wig. They both like/liked sex a whole lot, I hear they are both easy, and of course both really like a good drug.

Is that a tattoo on Lindsay’s ass, or the photograher’s handprint? Could be a permanent slap imprint from several guys taking the reigns and urging her onward.

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