…But it still gave me a 1-up mushroom in my pants. It’s the work of Joiton, who sees the Mushroom Kingdom a little differently from you and me. Check out his page below to check out his other stuff. I swear I also saw Zelda getting double-teamed.

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Isn’t that the best title ever? Yes it is. The video is awesome. Maybe the best thing ever. This is a European Siemens commercial for a $900 washing machine. How do they sell that machine?

Bare-breasted women skydiving from a plane. Damn straight! Large boobs will sell anything. Rightly so.

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Batman and Robin on your face is one thing, but here’s a Battoo that beats it. Designer Kim Joon from Korea likes to paint bodies. He seems especially fond of painting a Batman symbol on bare butts. The above is called bird land-batman. I call it “Bat-Ass”.

See this is the kind of bat-signal I can get behind. No pun intended. Hopefully that’s a girl butt. If so, I’d park in that Bat-cave.

Had that ass been painted with both Batman and Robin, I would say that Batman smells and Robin layed an egg.

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Weird as that Lips Commercial is, it ain’t nothing compared to this. This is supposedly a spec ad made for the Microsoft Zune. If it’s real, then Microsoft really does smoke the crack rock. It’s just plain wrong. I won’t ruin it for ya. Just watch.

Once she was in Titanic, once she was chubby. Now she is looking good and posing nude in Vanity Fair. In the issue she talks about being a fat kid or something, like you care. You’re just thinking about the naughty bits you can’t see.

Okay…So putting a bow tie on some naked girls for that Chippendale look in the latest issue of L’Uomo Vogue…I’m weirded out. What else can one say?

Fuck me, this is one couple that gets uglier and uglier. I bet they can’t have kids because even their genitals are disgusted.

The title and the picture pretty much tell the story here. Amy Winehouse posted this photo of a nude Blake Fielder-Civil exposing himself, on her Facebook profile recently. See kids, Crack makes you do dumb things.

So this is an ad campaign from those kooky folks at PETA. Like Bob Barker, they want you to spay and neuter your pets. Who better to preach against animal sex then a human who has fucked her way through the human race like a horny silicon-titted comet…Jenna Jameson. Now that she has shagged every guy on Earth except me and has a spooge factory in her stomach to prove it, she thinks animals need to stop humping.

Hey Jenna, you forgot a dick. Over here. *waves* Here’s the deal, you bang me and I’ll chop off the testicles of any animal that comes within 100 yards of me. Cool?

Sccchhwinnnng! So Cindy Crawford and husband Randy Gerber along with failed bat-turd George Clooney went to France on a yacht. Cindy let her boobs of 42 years old out of their cloth prison and gave me a boner. Then I thought about that mole on her face and lost it. Then I looked again and got a boner. But why is George Clooney there? Gotta be a threesome.

Americans that tune in to the Olympics this month won’t see Amanda Beard swimming. The athlete failed to quality in any events. But she’s still serving her country. Her naked ad for PETA debuts there today.