British singer SEAL has vowed to quit America if Republican presidential candidate JOHN MCCAIN wins this week’s election. He’s vowing to take the first plane out of the country if the Illinois senator arack Obama fails to make it to the White House.

Damnit. I hate McCain, but now I’m torn. If it means Seal will leave…No. Must stay strong.

Gossip Girl stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley are trying to be funny in a pro-Barack Obama commercial that jokingly warns of the dangers of voting for John McCain. But still, it’s true. Vote McCain at your risk.

PARIS HILTON is not happy with JOHN MCCAIN after he used her image in a political advertisement to attack BARACK OBAMA without her approval.

The commercial aired for the first time on Wednesday, and accuses Obama of becoming a celebrity. Images of him flash up on screen alongside Hilton and Britney Spears, while a narrator says: “He’s the biggest celebrity in the world, but is he ready to lead?”

A spokesperson for the star says, “Miss Hilton was not asked, nor did she give permission for the use of her likeness in the ad and has no further comment.”

Oprah was worried that she did not get enough press with us regarding her oversized crop circle head, so she’s back.

She is worried about the direction of her country and said that she has a personal belief in Barack Obama. So she endorsed him for President. Together they may soon rule the world. Not since Vader and Palpatine has there been a more powerful alliance. I hear they are building a nifty round space station in orbit and putting Dr. Phil in Charge…

The campaign said 18,500 people showed up in Des Moines. At least one person near the stage passed out, and paramedics came in to help.

We’ll keep you up to date on any and all “Oprahpalooza” news.

[Yahoo]