Olympic volleyball player and show-er off-er of tight ass, Kerri Walsh, is now showing off her back entrance to help fight against AIDS. I’m not sure I’m getting the right message here. Is it safe in the back door? Or does she have some magic crack that drips antibodies in her hole, thereby making her ass super immune to the disease? And if so, is this her way of offering it up to everyone?

Americans that tune in to the Olympics this month won’t see Amanda Beard swimming. The athlete failed to quality in any events. But she’s still serving her country. Her naked ad for PETA debuts there today.