Set geek erections to Warp 10. I thought the Star Trek corset looked hot when we first saw them in February, but check out this pic of them in action.

I’m not sure what planet they are on, but phasers are set to HOT! I’m gonna find out which ship has all of these babes and enlist in Starfleet. The red-corset girl doesn’t even care that she won’t be coming back, she will make dying look good.

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Holy crap! This pic right here explains why you have likely never heard of Tiffany Trump, the mutant offspring of Donald and Marla. Holy God! The only thing missing is her required helmet head gear with mouth guard. Obviously she’s been hidden away because she’s butt ugly.

It’s called karma Donald, you fuck over enough people in business and you will be saddled with an ugly all growed mutation like this, because even your sperm is against you. So the least you can do is stop smacking the bitch when she mumbles monster noises and throw her an extra piece of meat at night.

That overbite looks dangerous.

Natalie Portman got more then she bargained for in a NYC park the other day. Natalie was walking her dog when she decided to bend down. That’s when some golden shower loving dog took a wiz on Queen Amidala.

I’m a little pissed off myself. When last I wrote Natalie, she wanted nothing to do with golden showers. At least that’s how I took the silence and lack of reply. Now she’s letting some dog give it to her? Well, it’s the least she deserves for Star Wars 1 through 3.

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