Holy shit! Something just beat the Wii for strange gaming. No, that’s not a kitchen appliance. You put your penis in that. That’s the SOM, basically a hands free sex machine. Game developer Overflow has synchronized the “dream” device with its erotic game Cross Days.

The game’s website says the machine moves in real time to corresponding on screen motions during “climax scenes.” The SOM connects to the computer via USB. As the Cross Days website suggests, “Install SOM and experience a next-gen reality!” I’ll say.

Hit the link for some pics of the hand and dildo attachments. The Japanese are some pervy little people.

[Kotaku]

In the “now I’ve seen it all” category, comes this Moaner Lisa bottle opener. She basically pops the cap off of your favorite brew with some sort of butt-cheek or perhaps vagina-muscle clenching action. As if that weren’t enough, while performing this action she cries out in orgasmic ecstacy.

Yes. Ohhh yes. Oh GOD yes!

Requires 2 AA batteries. Hey, all that orgasmic muscle power takes energy. It will cost you £4.99 and improve your sex-cred. Your neighbors will think you are getting some everytime you open a beer.

[Shinyshiny] VIA [Gizmodo]