Promo stills for Megan Fox’s new movie, How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, have been coming out for a while now, but this is the best. Sight unseen, I declare that she will win an Oscar for this still. Not the movie, just this still. A thousand nerds beating their meat can’t be wrong.

When a woman cares enough to give the very best, she deserves to be rewarded. Ideally at a gala event, in a room full of hundreds. It would make for great TV and a great acceptance speech. Runners up will be sad, but their technique should improve with time. Uncensored pic below.
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