So what are an aging rocker and his wife to do after accumulating every kind of over-priced junk object known to man? You sell it so you can start the cycle all over again.

They will be selling art, furniture and all kinds of collectibles from their homes in Malibu, Beverly Hills and England. The auction, which is set for Nov. 30th will feature a lot of the same tacky decorative items that were featured in their MTV show. Items like Jack’s black leather bedroom furniture(Which I am sure never saw any action) and the well known cast-iron crucifix that was in Ozzy’s den.

You have to give Sharon credit where credit is due. Some of the proceeds will benefit the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Foundation. She knows how to do an over-priced Yard Sale with class.

So, is that the only reason for this mass liquidation? Are they in financial trouble? Apparently, now that the kids are grown and out of the house, they suddenly noticed all of their crap. I’m also guessing that Ozzy’s incoherent bouts of zombie consciousness can’t help any. I can easily picture him mumbling nonsense while bumping into all of their finer possessions.

But somehow he still gets on stage. In fact, the Oz will perform a benefit concert at the Staples Center in Los Angeles on Nov. 30, the first night of the auction.

If you are in the area, why not buy something for a worthy cause?