Celebrities are smarter then I often give them credit for. Seems some of them are bright enough to see through this republican Sarah Palin bullshit. Pam has a message for bull-dyke running mate below.

wtf? Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson have been secretly dating, according to the UK Mirror. The two met up in Malibu and apparently hit it off. I thought he pretty much had a vagina these days. I guess they could scissor each other to death. Which would be interesting because I’ve never seen two facially messed up Batman villains do it.

They were very chatty. Pamela was being her usual flirty self and Michael seemed to be responding. They are such a strange couple but they seemed to really hit it off.”
So much so Michael plucked up the courage to ask Pammy out on a second date. And she was more than happy to accept.
We’re told: “They went for a coffee at Country Mart in Malibu and looked very comfortable with each other. They chatted about Michael turning 50, his new album, their kids. And he seemed genuinely interested in Pamela.”

See for yourself. She loves to cake the make up on to hide all of the wrinkles and BJ lines. She’s been looking freaky for awhile, but it’s getting ridiculous. She’s like the Joker!

PETA advocate Pamela Anderson is so angry about the shirt that Jessica Simpson wore a few weeks ago claiming that “Real Women Eat Meat” that she called her a few names while being interviewed for an Australian radio show:

“I think she is a bitch and whore.

She continued,

“Actually, I don’t know if she was talking about food or men.”

It’s funny that the biggest whore around is calling another whore a whore.

Ahhh. That’s so cute. They’re back together and so in love. Time to get some coffee and wake up. They’re gonna need a lot of energy for the day they have planned. First, they all get caffeinated. Then Pam’s gonna get on Tommy and wreck his cock by riding him real hard. Then Tommy will beat her around like a rag doll. Then they’ll spend 6 hours trying to score some blow, then it’s back to parenting for a half hour. Busy day.

It was an early Thanksgiving for some Las Vegas residents on Wednesday night, when Baywatch Babe and top-heavy silicone torpedo carrier, Pam Anderson showed up to serve veggie Turkey Day dinners.

Did I mention that she brought along some of her PETA pals? The idea was to hand out meat-free dinners to some of the more impoverished residents of Sin City. While there, the group took advantage of the opportunity to promote their vegetarian ways to the homeless.

Apparently they are against meat in all forms, including the meaty fleshy lump we call a brain.

A) These people are homeless.

B) Beggars can’t be choosers. In other words, the homeless have bigger problems then your meat politics.

Get a clue! Have a thick steak. It will get your head straight, Pam/PETA.

[Celebrity-Gossip.net]

Proof that what happens in Vegas, does not always stay in Vegas. Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon tied the knot on Saturday evening between Pam’s performances on the Las Vegas Strip. The 40 year old former “Baywatch” star wore a white denim Valentino dress.(Don’t worry Pam, no comment from us on your color choice.)

The couple fit their vows in between the 7 p.m. and 10 p.m. shows of “Hans Klok’s The Beauty of Magic” at Planet Hollywood resort, where Pam is starring as a magician’s assistant.

You might remember Salomon from such hits as the Paris Hilton sex videotape, from when he dated the heiress. Or his brief starring role in “I dated actress Shannen Doherty”.

This will be marriage number 3 for Pam, having been previously married to Kid Rock and Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee. Is she destined to be the next Elizabeth Taylor? I’ll let you know when I report on husband number 4, sometime down the road.

Congratulations Pam. From all of us here at PopTherapy. You sure know how to pick ‘em.

Let’s hope this one lasts. If you throw enough male celebrities at a pair of implants, one of them is bound to stick eventually.