Here’s Heidi Klum playing GH in a bra and panties. Very clever marketing. I’ve watched it about 10 times. It doesn’t make me want to buy the game, but it does make me wish I were that Guitar.

Here’s a nice upskirt of Paris. I expected to see a few crabs, a lobster or two and maybe some cooties, but nope. They must have all retreated to her anus.

No word on if she found any butt nuggets or not. If you have that much trouble finding your freaking fishnet, maybe you shouldn’t wear any. In fact I recommend that Teri never wear any. It’s easier to smell her coming that way. I like to know when a star is nearby.

WTF girl! That looks like prison underwear. And close your legs in public before people start thinking they’re serving week old fish soup at that joint. Oh, and the vacationing Florida grandmother glasses are a nice touch.

Britney and Jamie Lynne Spears could have used these. Had I found them in time, I could have sent them their way. Oh well.

These undies have a little user name and password screen in front. They were being sold on Etsy and are getting alot of attention. Fortunately, with most girls, you don’t have to be a master hacker to get in them.

But if she does make it tough, then my user name is:ThePantychrist.

Password: A few well placed compliments and lots of beer.

[Etsy] VIA [Dvice]