According to Fabian Basabe it looks like Tyra dropped a load:

Just when I start getting comfortable and ready, a group of madmen and madwomen storm in and take possession of the suite because… ready?… Tyra Banks messed herself and needed to change. Now, let’s break this down: messing oneself should not happen if you are older that 5 or younger than 90. if it happens and in fact you are older than 5 or younger that 90, then it should be one, single, very unfortunate episode which will bound you to be made fun of forever and you can’t complain about it. Now I would like to bring to your attention that Tyra’s people carried a change of clothes for her at NYC fashion week. Hmmmh… could it be that Tyra messed herself before? or just that her entourage is so organized that in case tyra would ever, maybe, possibly mess herself that one time, they have a change of clothes? I don’t know… but all these thoughts were twirling in my mind when in horror I was watching such an abomination, feeling so alone in the world. Meanwhile, everyone is looking at me, to see if i was going to throw a fit because i now have a production crew and no place to shoot. Excuse me please, the suite is great but i think I’m gonna go, you know…

I don’t know if this story is true or not, but the idea of a model compulsively shitting herself is oddly fascinating and very wrong.

What is the deal with 80’s TV has-been Gary Coleman? First his pants were selling on Ebay for way too much, now he’s married some gold-digger by the name of Shannon Price. He’s 40, she’s 22.

It gets better! The pair have only known each other about five months. It gets EVEN better! Gary told Inside Edition that this is his first-time-ever romantic relationship.(Well, somehow that is expected. Welcome to Virgin Galactic.)

The couple’s nuptials happened, “on a mountaintop,” according to Coleman. “Nobody was around but the minister, preacher, the videographers, the photographer, the helicopter pilot and us. That was all that was there. There was nobody else.”

First off, if I were a gold-digger marrying a midget for money, I’d hide my shame by mountaintop too. Secondly, I hope they weren’t taking pictures from the helicopter, as it would resemble an ant marrying a stickbug.

Here’s the punchline. Price apparently handles the sale of Coleman’s memorabilia on e-Bay, and claims that when she met him on the set of the movie Church Ball she wasn’t aware of his fame.

I want to see this on reality TV NOW. I mean, Coleman needs a ladder just to kiss her ass. And it won’t take her long to tire of the taste of Mr. Drummond in his mouth either. Train wreck.

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What kind of sick twisted Gary Coleman worshipping fan buys the guy’s pants for $400,000? I can only guess that some people need hobbies. I just hope their purchase doesn’t involve some kind of sick Silence of The Lambs type game.

They were sweatpants, which somehow makes it worse. And they were signed by the former child star. I bet the winning perv bidder is hoping they smell like Elf balls.

To the winner…Bad…No! Don’t make me squirt you with a spray bottle or hit you with a newspaper. No, no!…We do not buy Gary Coleman’s pants for $400,000.

From PopTherapy to all of you, if you find yourself with a large sum of money to piss away, use it in a way that will make this world better…DO NOT buy Gary Coleman’s pants!

WAIT…They cancelled a bid or something. Now they only sold for $203.49….But that’s still sick people!

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