This sort of, almost NSFW video is what Star Trek would be like with more scantilly clad hot women on the bridge. Boners, cleavage, a red-shirt masturbating. This video has it all. It makes me wish that Gene Roddenberry had written Deanna Troi and Beverly Crusher this way.

I could watch this crap all day. I just might.

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In this “parody” video, Jessica Alba continues to encourage people to vote rather then sit on their ass and masturbate to her in movies. The video also features a muzzled Hayden Panettiere, which is somehow sexually arousing.

Alright, I admit I used to think that Jerry O’Connell was a no talent pretty boy. Then he married what’s her name and my respect jumped up a notch. NOW he has this Tom Cruise parody video on Will Ferrel’s site, and I admit he’s the man. This is some funny stuff. Jerry has the maniacal Cruise laugh spot on. I’m glad someone in Hollywood has the balls to go after Scientology.